Category: joke
23/06/2006
Airplane skin doesn't wrinkle as badly.
Airplanes don't take forever to warm up.
Airplanes like to do it inverted.
It's easier to get 'trim' in an airplane.
You can keep an airplane from stalling.
Airplanes can be turned on by a flick… more »
As the airliner pushed back from the gate, the flight attendant gave the passengers the usual information regarding seat belts, etc.
Finally, she said, "Now sit back and enjoy your trip while your pilot, Judith Campbell, and crew take you safely to y… more »
You've retro fitted a gun rack in your Cessna 172
Your stall warning horn plays Dixie
You have tobacco stains on your empennage
You're wondering "what the heck is an empennage?"
You've ever called a female ATC controller "darlin"
You… more »
I'm from the CAA and I'm here to help you.
Me? I've never busted minimums.
We will be on time, maybe even early.
Pardon me, ma'am, I seem to have lost my jet keys.
I have no interest in flying for the airlines.
I fixed it right the fi… more »
Fly it until the last piece stops moving.
It's better to be down here wishing you were up there, than up there wishing you were down here.
A checkride ought to be like a skirt, short enough to be interesting but still be long enough to cover everyt… more »
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